A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.
that’s one of the wisest things I ever read
so joe, pete and patrick have all had sex this band is digustin g I can’t listen to them anymore
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks
Why am I laughing so hard
do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you